I HAVE A DREAM.

I dream of the day where I can dress up in a Godzilla suit, wear Stormtrooper armor over that, a Cyclops visor on top, carrying the biggest Super Soaker available filled with Drakkar, also carrying whichever electronic lightsaber looks coolest with the ensemble, and walk into a Star Trek convention and douse the trekkies with cologne (most of them for the first time in their lives,) and bash the remaining ones to death with the lightsaber.

There's a guy in New York named Jeff who shares a similar dream.

One day, you pricks. One. Day.